They say a man meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. Which means that whatever you do, and whatever the result might be, your fortune cookie can smile at you and say "see? I told you so." For some folks that road may lead to a destiny of great importance or heroic meaning. For others, it might lead to a face-down posture in a puddle somewhere. I suppose no one can tell. Except the cookie, and it ain't talkin'.

A certain hack writer who shall remain Shakespeare is of the opinion that the quality of mercy is not strained. He obviously doesn't ride the bus past the stylish world headquarters of Justice and Dixon all that often, 'cause around here both the quality and quantity of mercy are strained beyond any reasonable breaking point, and old friends are no exception. Length: 32 min, Size: 11 mb

20/Jan/2010 - 20/Feb/2010 : An opportunity for young people between 15 and 18 who are interested in theatre.

28/Jan/2010 - 29/Jan/2010 : The students at Coolmine are back with their latest performance of musical, dance and dramatic abilities.

1/Jan/2010 - 1/Mar/2010 : Keep up with all of the latest theatre and dance productions at the Project Arts Centre in Dublin this New Year. More info here.

A client who seems a little too eager to pony up his retainer, the feds sniffing around like the wolf at the door and witnesses who keep blossoming into corpses. It's almost enough to make a certain police Lieutenant seem like a welcome sight. Almost. Length: 28min, Size: 9.7mb

5/Jan/2010 - 30/Jan/2010 : Bosco Hogan is stunning the critics at the Bewleys Cafe Theatre with his exemplary performance as W.B. Yeats in 'I am of Ireland'.

9/Feb/2010 - 20/Feb/2010 : Company D will be performing Skinners from 9th to 20th February Tuesday to Saturday with a matinee Saturday 20th at the Teachers Club Theatre.

16/Jan/2009 - 24/Jan/2010 : EXTENDED * EXTENDED * EXTENDED * EXTENDED Due to phenominal demand The Cheerios Panto has been extended until the 24th of January. BOOK NOW on 014544472 or TIVOLI.ie # The renowned Cheerio’s Panto is back at the Tivoli Theatre this Christmas with the well- loved children’s classic Cinderella. Starring Sammy Sausages and Buffy along with Brian Dowling as an Ugly sister, this year’s Cheerio’s panto is sure to bring lots of fun, frolics and laughter to all who attend. Also joining the cast this year is one of Ireland’s top models Pippa O’ Connor as the fairy godmother, and introducing the wonderful and talented Sinead Mulvey who represented Ireland in this year’s Eurovision, as Cinderella. Show Start Date: 16th December 2009

When a snoop-and-peep that paid turned into a murder case that almost certainly didn't, it meant one thing: Jack suddenly got interested. For the Girl Detective, it's just one more reason to strangle the big lug... but even a clock that's stopped is right twice a day... isn't it? Length: 30 min, Size: 10 mb